Giggles & Gasps Sunday, May 23 2010 

Ahhh, there have certainly been a few interesting things that I have stumbled across online this past month or so! Enjoy!

The Simpsons intro for Season 21, Episode 20 – the one that features Ke$ha. Don’t particularly like her but LOVE the intro!

This was found by a friend of mine… possibly the WORST website ever created in the history of the internet! *Shudders* Check it out here. There is no more to the story other than the fact it just looks awful.

This is from years and years ago, but I had never seen this particular interview with Madonna before. Why is it so special? A suspiciously loose-tongued and clumsy Courtney Love stumbles in and hilarity ensures. SO AWKWARD!

The Miley Cyrus scandal of the week – the video of her dancing with her “The Last Song” producer, 44 year old Adam Shankman. (The only thing that saves him is the fact he’s gay!) In the clip she is 16 and grinding like a pro! Yikes!

The Royal New Zealand Ballet performs a piece to Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”. So amazing! The talent absolutely floors me. Well done guys!

From Cracked.com comes a rather hilarious article! 15 unintentionally perverted toys for kids! Sheesh, who comes up with these things?

This guys blog is EPIC! 27bslash6.com is one guys witty fight against the world – and more often than not, authority. ALL of his posts are hilarious, but here is one of my faves! Enjoy.

And last, but certainly not least, is John Campbell and Roves bromance exposed! Watch the clips here at TV3’s video on demand.

These certainly all entertained me in one way or another! Hope they do the same for you.

Video source: YouTube, TV3 On Demand

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I Surfed, I Stumbled Saturday, Feb 27 2010 

Well, this is just a quick post to show you some of the things I have stumbled across online recently. The weird and the wonderful – truly!

Well, this made me cringe, but I thought the girl kind of deserved it. A guy used a Radio Station (Point) to end his relationship with his girlfriend after finding out she had been cheating on him. The twist was, the girlfriend had found the engagement ring he had bought her and thought he was going to propose – ouch! It’s not nice, and I’d never recommend anyone do this, but hey… kind of entertaining… Listen here.

Brilliant Old Spice Commercial… totally had me in fits of laughter!

Interesting article on nail salons and what some of them are doing unbeknownst to their customers. Apparently they have been refilling the designer brand polish with $2 Dollar Shop brands to cut costs… Totally evil, as the designer brands (such as O.P.I.) have been getting complaints. Plus, the customers are paying for quality and getting CRAP! Read the full article here.

Michael Jackson’s “They Don’t Care About Us” clip, danced to by Prison inmates… Amazing. Watch it here.

Here is a blog for all of you Tila Tequila haters out there (or people who just want to see a social car wreck). This blog breaks down all of the crap Tila has spouted, and aligned it with the truth, other news reports and so on. Damn, this girl liiieeesss. Check out this blog here.

My latest fashion find, thanks to a work colleague, isΒ Shoes Of Prey. This is a website where you can design and buy your own pair of heels – Hot! It’s not cheap (approximately USD$350) but it’s brilliant fun to design your perfect shoes! And if you love them enough, you can buy them!

Here’s the new Robert Pattinson (of Twilight fame) video; an artsy, bizarre clip where he is surrounded by half naked women whilst the camera seems to be having an epileptic fit. Oh well, watch it here – he is still hot! πŸ˜‰

For cuteness factor alone, here is Dory Moments, an edited clip of all the best Dory scenes from the Pixar movie Finding Nemo. “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming…”

I will end with something truly adorable! A news story on an elephant and her best friend, a dog. Watch it here. Will make you feel all warm inside (yeah yeah, I’m a sap!)

That’s enough of my time wasters, but I hope you found something to enjoy! πŸ™‚

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Twit or Twat? Saturday, Feb 27 2010 

So, all the cool kids are using Twitter nowadays. When I first learnt about it, I thought, why would people spend their precious time writing 140 character long messages to each other? I just didn’t get it! Now, Facebook I understood. Adding friends, posting pictures, playing games, writing on each others walls, posting YouTube clips – interactive, unlimited fun. A great way to connect with old friends, create events, see what people are up to; there is just so much you can do on Facebook. But Twitter…? Just didn’t seem a justified use of my time.

Well, recently I had a bit of that elusive thing called time on my hands and so I joined Twitter thinking, I’ll see what it’s really like. You can’t really judge something you don’t know anything about, right? So I joined, created my account LukoiWhim and explored the tweeting army. And you know what? I totally love it! It’s my ultimate guilty pleasure.

Now, one things for sure – it can be is a waste of time. It’s scarily addictive. Sure, if you have friends that are also Twits then you can “Follow” them, see what they are saying, direct message them or mention them in your tweets, and vice versa. Thats fun, but of course you can do that by using Facebook. The real difference with Twitter, in my opinion, is the live drama that is the world. It unfolds before you like a mix of a soap opera, the E! channel and breaking news.

I started to “Follow” a host of celebrities, even the tacky C-grade ones (just for kicks) along with news sites and companies that had created accounts. I made lists for the people/accounts I was most interested in following, so that I could always check in on what they had been saying. The benefits of this were mixed, but not altogether a bad thing.

Now, on an adult, woman of the world kind of way, Twitter has kept me up to date on world events like nothing else. I see posts and links to articles popping up constantly about the Iraq war, natural disasters, financial reports and political happenings. I am able to read reviews on movies, books and CD’s by many unbiased sources. Hell, I even know that Nando’s now has their Salsa selling at Tesco’s in the States! I have been, without actually endeavoring to be, educated. With information so easy to access and in such a simple format, it’s almost effortless to gain knowledge of current events and acquire brand awareness.

Now, that was the mature gain from Twitter. But I certainly didn’t stop there…

As I said previously, I chose to follow certain celebrities. And what I learned? They are as idiotic, crazy and human as the rest of us. They Tweet night and day about every little thing that they do – causing me to laugh, groan or cringe. Since joining, Tila Tequila (of One Shot At Love fame) has lost her lesbian fiance to diabetes complications (really sad, even if this chick is crazy), talked about her bowel movements, talked constantly about her new blog that is going to “Shit on Perez Hilton’s Blog! Pow!”, relaunched her *cough* singing career, reportedly got pregnant (the father changed from being a blonde, blue eyed swedish hottie to an American war hero to an African American rapper, as her lies started to escalate), blamed rapper The Game for knocking her up (he actually had to go live with TMZ to do an interview stating he wasn’t and didn’t even know her) and tweeted constantly about how her baby is making her burp all the time. And that’s only a snippet of the crap she’s been spouting all over her Twitter account. Incredibly sad and pathetic, but scarily riveting. It’s like a car accident, awful, terrible – but you just can’t look away.

Other bizarre celeb tweets have been Lindsay Lohan bitching about her ex (DJ Samantha Ronson), Courtney Love blaming different people for no longer having custody of her daughter while uploading links to pictures of her naked breasts and Perez Hilton slamming EVERYBODY for EVERYTHING. I no longer buy gossip magazines now as I just get my fix on Twitter – straight from the horses mouth! I have even messaged a few celebrities back and forth, including Hugh Grant and THE Perez Hilton. It’s fun, but waaaay too absorbing!

Now, Twitter may or may not be for you. But it certainly wasn’t as stupid as I first thought. Twitter is instant gratification, it’s informative, it’s a social resource like no other. Companies have been able to create whole marketing campaigns using Twitter, while charities are able to spread their message to a larger audience. It is, in a way, brilliant.

But mostly, it’s great fun! πŸ˜€

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